you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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