how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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