i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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