So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
