I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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