White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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