Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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