So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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