so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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