I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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