Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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