just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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