yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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