THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wear drunk well.
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