But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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