he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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