I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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