I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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