watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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