in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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