Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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