My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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