I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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