I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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