im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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