I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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