Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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