so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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