Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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