I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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