Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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