how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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