We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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