3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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