sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
