I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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