If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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