Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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