Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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