gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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