i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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