There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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