therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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