i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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