They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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