I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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