K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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