jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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