Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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