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• (269): View more from Michigan

  just do him I won't tell jon

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  um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend

  (301): View more from Maryland

  1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps

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• (916): View more from California

  I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.

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• (949): View more from California

  Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?

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