Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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