hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Oh Jesus.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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