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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(512): View more from Texas

its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple

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(248): View more from Michigan

she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.

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(817): View more from Texas

MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed

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(641): View more from Iowa

Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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(850): View more from Florida

You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home

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(905): View more from Ontario

He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10

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