did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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