Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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