we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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