Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
