I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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