i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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